The bad news is the car in front of you just smacked into a tree and your friend in the passenger seat is stuck and may be in grave danger.  The good news is your friend can sue you because you tried to save her life.

What the fuck?

Back in 2004 this accident happened and the "rescue" also happened.  The one being pulled from the accident, Alexandra Van Horn, ended up as a paraplegic.  The cause of the accident and the cause of Van Horn's paralysis are unknown to me.  But I'll tell you what I do know:  this bitch has got some pretty big balls to sue someone who tried to save her life.

Oh but wait...it gets better.

The California Supreme Court ruled (unanimously, no less) that this fool could sue because the Good Samaritan Law doesn't protect you unless you are administering emergency medical care.  This instance did not qualify as such.

Lawsuits suck.  Everybody wants to sue somebody.  (Wasn't that a song?)  The same dumb stuff.  Dude trying to break in to a school falls through the ceiling and sues.  And wins.  Somebody gets shot and wants to sue the shooter, the gun manufacturer, the maker of the bullets...you see what I'm saying.  I used to work at Florsheim shoes and while I was there someone sued the company claiming the pair of shoes he was wearing were defective and that caused him to fall down some steps.  Turns out the dumb shit just couldn't walk right and broke the heel off of the shoe on his way down.

I'm not real keen on lawsuits.  They almost always seem like get rich quick schemes to me.  Sometimes they make sense though.  Tobacco companies lying about the dangers of smoking?  Sue 'em.  But they are not the ones that made you light up in the first place.  A crappy cooling system that causes the red ring of death?  Sue 'em.  Especially when it could've been fixed with a 50 cent piece of rubber.

I guess New Yorkers have always had the right idea after all:  Just don't get involved.