Now I feel I need to preface this with a bit of information for anyone that comes across this and doesn't know me:  I am of Mexican descent.

Now on with the show...

There are some of you who may not be in on this joke but I'll share it with you anyway:  Mexicans like to hang out at the Home Depot.

I suppose I understand...they are out there as day labor.  Right?  You go to Home Depot to get some lumber for your new fence and hell, why not?  Pick up a couple of Mexicans to help you put it up.  I do wonder how much the going rate is.  Two 6-packs and a Big Bell Box meal?

And if you can't get you some Mexicans you call a friend who happens to be Mexican.  (That's what Will did when he was working on his fence. Tee hee.)

Lately however I am noticing a disturbing trend.  It seems the Mexicans have begun migrating.  Not satisfied to lay claim to Home Depots across the country, they have started to move into other available parking lots.  The main one I want to talk about is McDonald's.  (Though they actually do bleed into the Burger King parking lot near my house.  And Staples too.)

I pulled into McDonald's parking lot and thought I had accidentally driven to Home Depot.  Once I realized I was in the right place I thought maybe the restaurant had a new promotion.  Giving away one Green Card every day.  Increase your chances by Super-Sizing.

Then I thought perhaps someting sinister was going on.  Perhaps Mexico had declared war on McDonald's?  Why on Earth would they be stalking the patrons at the Golden Arches?  Wouldn't it just be easier to send poison burritos via Taco Bell?

Needless to say I still don't know why the Mexicans are hanging out at Mickie D's.  I could ask them but my Spanish is a little rusty.  I do know ocho cinco.