Yup.  It's a bird.

I never get tired of that one.

Apparently they did get tired of it at Wimbledon, however.  So tired in fact they called in the SWAT team and did away with some pesky pigeons.

I understand completely.  I can't stand pigeons.  There are those who would call them flying rats.  I call them footballs with wings.  Look at them.  They are shaped just like footballs.  In fact I think a great time would be had by all if there was a sport called "Arena Pigeonball."  Clip some pigeon wings and let them loose on the field.  It'd be like soccer crossed with rugby.  To get a goal you gotta kick the pigeon through the uprights.  A good way to release some stress.  Sounds like fun to me.  Fun to lots of people, possibly.

I bet PETA wouldn't enjoy it.  PETA, for those of you that don't know, is People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.  These people are crazy.  I appreciate that they believe in something and wish to share that with the world, but these are the same fuckleheads that spraypaint peoples' furs because they don't agree with killing animals.

PETA folks are like Vegans taken to the extreme.  (I always thought Vegans were poeople from Vegas.)  Don't kill animals, don't wear animals, don't eat animals, don't experiment on animals, don't put your dog in a handbag and carry it around with you everywhere you go because it's really annoying.  (Okay, that last one was mine.)

Hey PETA:  FUCK YOU!!!  People didn't get where they are by NOT killing animals.  Denis Leary had it right:  Not eating meat is a choice; eating meat is an instinct.  Anybody you know ever benefit from medicine?  Anybody you know ever have some major surgery to save their lives?  These kind of things don't get perfected without something to practice on.  I say use animals.  Since you don't agree why don't you offer yourselves up?  The ultimate sacrifice.  I think the shampoo bottles should read, "No animal testing.  All our stuff is tested on PETA members."

Animal rights?!?  You, cow, have the right to get chopped, ground, fried and/or grilled.

Oh wait!!! I've never been a fan of Bull fighting but since we can't use animals for entertainment (right PETA?) how about PETA fights?  The more I think about it the more I hate PETA.  Fox hunt?  Nope.  PETA hunt. 

Aaaaaargh!!!  I gotta go.  I feel the need for a 16 oz New York steak coming on.